Acronyms & Abbreviations

The definition of FORD is:

Driver Returns On Foot

Fabricated Of Refried Dung

Fails On Rainy Days

Falling Off: Rusty Door

Famous Odor Resistant Dog

Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream

Fast Only Rolling Downhill

Fastest On Road, Dip

Fatally Obese Redneck Driver

Fault Of R & D

Fault Of R&D

Features O.J. and Ron's DNA

Federal Office of Regional Development

Federation Of Rusty Dungers

Ferociously Overpowered Road Demon

Final Organ of Reproductive Discipline

Finally Obsolete Racing Device

Fireball On Rear Denting

First On Race Day

First On Recall Day

First On Road to Dump

First On Rust and Deterioration

First Order of Reproductive Discipline

Fix Often, Repair Daily

Fix Or Recycle Dilemma

Fix Or Repair Daily

Fixed Or Repaired Daily

Flight Operations Requirement Document

Flight Operations Requirements Document

Flintstone Or Rubble Driven

Flip Over Read Directions

Flipped Over and Rebuilt Dodge

Flipped Over Roadside Disaster

Flipping Over Results in Death

Follow Our Ruddy Dogsled

Follow Our Rusty Dogsled

Fond Of Resonating Decibels

Foot On Road Decelerates

For Old Retired Dudes

For Old, Rotten Deadbeat

For Only Redneck Drivers

Forced On Reluctant Drivers

Fords Only Run Downhill

Forge Old Rancid Donuts

Forged Old Rancid Donuts

Forgot Our Recommended Defaults

Fork Over Repair Dough

Forlorn Old Ratridden Dustbin

Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin

Formed Of Rejected DNA

Forward Industries, Inc.

Forwarded Once Return Denied

Fouled Out Re-done Dodge

Found On Red Dumpster

Found On Redneck's Driveway

Found On Reservation Dump

Found On Road Dead

Found On Roadside Dump

Found On Roadside, Dead

Found On Roof Demolished

Found On Rubbish Dump

Found On Russian Dump

Found Outside Refuse Dump

Found Outside Rotting Dump

Fraternal Order of Restored DeSoto's

Fraternal Order of Restored DeSotos

Free Or Reduced Drastically

Frequent Opinion Really Disappointed

Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed

Frequent Overhaul Rapid Deterioration

Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration

Frequently On Ritalin, Designers

Frigin Old Rebuilt Dodge

Fucked Old Rebuilt Dodge

Fucked Or Rarely Driven

Fucked Over Rebuilt Dodge

Fucked Over Roadside Derelict

Fucked-Over Rebuilt Dodge

Fucker Only Runs Damaged

Fucker Only Runs Downhill

Fuckin Owner Real Dumb

Fucking Only Runs Downhill

Fucking Out-Right Dangerous

Fucking Over-Rated Disaster

Fucking Owner Real Dumb

Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable

Fumes Odours Readily Detected

Funky Old Rebuilt Dodge

Funny Old Rattling Dump

Funny Old Red Dogs

F___ Obsolete Racing Device