Acronyms & Abbreviations

The definition of CHEVROLET is:

Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips

Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips

Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips

Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle, Or Loud Engine Ticks

Cheap Hardly Efficient Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time

Cheap Heaps Erratically Vibrate Running On Level Even Terrain

Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time

Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques

Cracked Heads Every Valves Rotten Oil Leaks Every Time

Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time

Cracked Heads, Every Valve's Rotten, Oil Leaks Every Time

Cranks Hard Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Every Time

Crappy Hot-Running Engines Very Rusted Out Lose Every Time

Crappy Hot-Running Engines, Very Rusted Out, Lose Every Time

Heartbreak of America.